3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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