She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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