Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
