that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Every concussion has its silver lining
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I think your dad took our porno
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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