I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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