Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I didn't shave. On purpose
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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