no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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