Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
be right there i have to get my cape
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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