I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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