you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
