If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
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