I'm laying in your front yard are you home
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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