my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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