her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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