I am spending my child support on dildos
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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