we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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