sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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