Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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