awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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