I wish you could order shots online.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize