so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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