what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I forget how to act sober
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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