i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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