Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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