me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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