put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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