i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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