apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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