i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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