I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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