I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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