The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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