ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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