He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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