i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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