Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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