Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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