Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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