i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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