i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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