worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
They took my balls.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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