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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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