White coat. Heels.
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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