4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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