you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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