i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I think a kid would responsible me up
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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