Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize