Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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