Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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