Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize