I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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