If you die in college, do you die in real life?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My vagina just recognized that song.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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